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Sunday, December 01, 2024

In Remembrance of P.J. O’Rourke: Let’s Make a List


Which, if any or all, of these things (most) helped to elect Trump?

  • Mainstream / legacy media
  • Media’s normalization of foreign! gangs’ committing crimes in the U.S.
  • Media’s normalization of Biden’s continuing presidency until January 20, 2025, although he was not well enough to run for a second term as President
  • Media’s characterization of (every) political disagreement as a crisis
  • Media’s characterization of every crisis” as an “existential crisis
  • Media’s characterizing every person who disagrees about the scope of a purported “existential crisis,” or how it is best addressed, as a denier
  • Academia
  • Legal academia
  • Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW)
  • Constitutional Accountability Center and other CREW wannabes
  • Universities’ adopting partisan political positions
  • Universities’ failing to protect traditional expressive and association rights
  • Civil rights & liberties organizations’ failing to support minority political opinions and minorities’ traditional expressive and association rights
  • Criminal Defense bar’s sudden lack of interest in the U.S. Constitution’s Sixth Amendment (as incorporated against the States), Jury Unanimity rights, and Apprendi and its progeny
  • Never Trump Republicans
  • Cheney-the-Elder & Cheney-the-Younger
  • Take Care Blog
  • Lawfare Blog
  • Russia Collusion Hoax/Mueller investigation
  • Foreign Emoluments Clause & Domestic (Presidential) Emoluments Clause cases
  • Ukraine telephone call impeachment
  • January-6-events impeachment
  • Special Counsel Jack Smith
  • New York (Manhattan) District Attorney Alvin Bragg
  • Georgia (Fulton County) District Attorney Fani Willis
  • Section-3 ballot-access cases
  • Professional commentariat: e.g., former U.S. prosecutors and former judges—state and federal
  • Professional commentariats’ endless predictions which failed to materialize
  • Swatting political opponents
  • Stealing opponents’ political posters and otherwise defacing and destroying private property to advance political causes
  • Defacing and destroying public property and museum exhibits to advance political causes
  • Endorsements from actors and musicians
  • Debanking clients based on political association
  • Regulators’ encouraging banks to debank clients based on: political association and/or policy goals unrelated to the agency’s stated mission
  • Killing Peanut and killing Fred
  • And, those who sought to normalize any or all of the above

And post-election confirmation—explaining election losses by way of racism, misogyny, and low-information voters.

And will ANY of them take ANY responsibility for their “success”?

Honorable mentions:

  • Those who endlessly parroted: “The walls are closing in”
  • All those entertainers who threatened to emigrate should Trump win the election
  • All those entertainers who threatened to emigrate should Trump win the election, but (unexpectedly) have remained in the United States
  • Those pollsters and party operatives who depended on the Taylor Swift vote
  • Michael Avenatti and those who promoted and praised him
  • Michael Cohen and those who promoted and praised him
  • Hunter Biden laptop story and the response of the media, current and former intelligence agency heads, and other so-called “experts,” including academics and former prosecutors
  • Bar organizations which and judges!! who sought to control attorneys non-professional and other out-of-court activities and speech
  • Pollsters and other “experts” who, pre-election, expressed confidence (if not near certitude) of a Harris-Walz national popular vote and/or electoral vote landslide
  • Pollsters and other “experts” who, pre-election, expressed confidence (if not near certitude) of Harris-Walzs prevailing in Iowa!!!
  • Nobel Peace Prize selection committee
  • Foreign political leaders who injected themselves into the U.S. political process
  • Those who sought to normalize foreign political leaders’ injecting themselves into the U.S. political process
  • And, those who sought to normalize any or all of the above


Seth Barrett Tillman, In Remembrance of P.J. O’Rourke: Let’s Make a List,’ New Reform Club (Dec. 1, 2024, 2:34 AM), <https://reformclub.blogspot.com/2024/12/in-remembrance-of-pj-orourke-lets-make.html>; 

See also: Seth Barrett Tillman, Who Was On The Remain Side?, New Reform Club (Jan. 18, 2019, 7:32 AM), <https://reformclub.blogspot.com/2019/01/who-was-on-remain-side.html>; 

See also: Emperor Tiberius to Caligula: “You and I will draw up a list during dinner. A long list.” Robert Graves’ “I, Claudius” (1934);