I Get the Best Rejection Letters

Seth,

Thank you so much for sending us Welcome to Administrative Unit 34B. This was a delight to read—sharp, cheeky, and wonderfully satirical. The humor lands cleanly, and the worldbuilding-through-bureaucracy is pitch-perfect. It’s a concept piece with real bite.

As much as we enjoyed it, ------------------ tends to lean more toward character-driven stories—pieces anchored in interiority, emotional pressure, or rupture. This piece works beautifully as satire, but it sits outside the range of what we typically publish.

We genuinely wish you the best of luck placing it. It deserves a good home, and we hope it finds one soon.

Best,

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Seth Barrett Tillman, ‘I Get the Best Rejection Letters,’ New Reform Club (Dec. 10, 2025, 4:31 PM), <https://reformclub.blogspot.com/2025/12/i-get-best-rejection-letters.html>;