Well, they all went to Iowa, except for Fred, who, as the only smart one, stayed home and watched NASCAR. (My man Jeff Burton with the win! Booyah!)
John McCain was in favor of beating the Islamofrackheads in Iraq. Rudy was against losing to 'em.
Mitt was against abortion before he was for it but now he's against it again.
And Mike Huckabee played bass.
No word on whether he was any good at it, but he probably was. Any idiot can play bass, in fact, I play a little bass meself. Thinking of running for president, or at least governor of Arkansas...