"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth—anonymously and posthumously."Thomas Sowell

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The Truth About Chuck Norris

By linking to this website, I have set up your weekend as well as it can be set up. You will be entertained and will go about in a general haze of frivolity and happiness for days.

Enter the Chucktatorship.

I've tried the nice approach. If you don't do it, well, let's just say I wouldn't like to be you.


Amy & Jordan said...

The real question is, who would win, Chuck Norris or a ninja? See this link from the evangelical outpost: Real Ultimate Power: "If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me."

If Napoleon Dynamite had a website, this might be what it would look like.

Amy & Jordan said...

Sorry, didn't check page #9 first: "Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire."

That answers that question.

Kathy Hutchins said...

Oh, please, Hunter. If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Hunter Baker said...

Jordan, with regard to ninjas v. Chuck Norris I suspect you failed to read far enough down the list.

If you had, you would have found that the original Brokeback Mountain was the name of of pile of dead ninjas lying in Chuck Norris' front yard.

James Elliott said...

But the real question is, can he defeat ninja wizards?

Burwell said...

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thanks!