tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776899.post113892331791546551..comments2024-03-06T03:15:58.539-05:00Comments on <b>THE NEW REFORM CLUB</b>: The Truth About Chuck NorrisHunter Bakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14961831404331998743noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776899.post-1138995032641222102006-02-03T14:30:00.000-05:002006-02-03T14:30:00.000-05:00But the real question is, can he defeat ninja wiza...But the real question is, can he defeat <A HREF="http://venus.walagata.com/w/altariel/mordor.gif" REL="nofollow">ninja wizards</A>?James F. Elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747033407956667363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776899.post-1138928638838497492006-02-02T20:03:00.000-05:002006-02-02T20:03:00.000-05:00Jordan, with regard to ninjas v. Chuck Norris I su...Jordan, with regard to ninjas v. Chuck Norris I suspect you failed to read far enough down the list. <BR/><BR/>If you had, you would have found that the original Brokeback Mountain was the name of of pile of dead ninjas lying in Chuck Norris' front yard.Hunter Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14961831404331998743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776899.post-1138926774433931042006-02-02T19:32:00.000-05:002006-02-02T19:32:00.000-05:00Oh, please, Hunter. If Jack Bauer was gay, his nam...Oh, please, Hunter. <A HREF="http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty" REL="nofollow">If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.</A>Kathy Hutchinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11851875819094837357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776899.post-1138924089818832112006-02-02T18:48:00.000-05:002006-02-02T18:48:00.000-05:00Sorry, didn't check page #9 first: "Chuck Norris o...Sorry, didn't check page #9 first: "Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire."<BR/><BR/>That answers that question.Amy and Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06145954721069210563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8776899.post-1138923853056454602006-02-02T18:44:00.000-05:002006-02-02T18:44:00.000-05:00The real question is, who would win, Chuck Norris ...The real question is, who would win, Chuck Norris or a ninja? See this link from <A HREF="http://www.evangelicaloutpost.com/archives/001812.html" REL="nofollow">the evangelical outpost</A>: <A HREF="http://realultimatepower.net/" REL="nofollow">Real Ultimate Power</A>: "If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me."<BR/><BR/>If Napoleon Dynamite had a website, this might be what it would look like.Amy and Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06145954721069210563noreply@blogger.com