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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Canned Openers

Reform Clubbers get a five hour jump on the rest of the nation in enjoying the latest piece at The American Spectator by everyone's favorite columnist.

This one is a primer on how to begin an effective column with a witty opener. 25 examples should suffice to give you the idea.

Please drop by afterwards and share with us the tally of how many chuckles we scored out of 25.


P.A. Breault said...

15 hits out of 25 swings. You're batting .600.

Hunter Baker said...

Hilarious. Highly concentrated funnification.

James Elliott said...

One for 25. But the first one did get me to not just chuckle, but laugh out loud.

Jay D. Homnick said...

James, it's okay if you don't want to laugh at your political allies, but how could you not like the Wolf Gang?

James Elliott said...

Because it wasn't funny?