Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.—Gustav Mahler

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Kim Jong IL and Eleven Aces in a Round!

According to a North Korean website (reported by Reuters), the magnificent leader posted eleven holes in one in a single round of golf. Who says Tiger Woods is number one in the world???

4 comments:

Kathy Hutchins said...

Since the entire country is a hole in the ground, I am surprised that anyone could hit anything other than a hole in one.

James F. Elliott said...

Ha.

Tom Van Dyke said...

LA---I was the editor of my high school yearbook. I assure you your thesis is correct. I learned the technique from the people from the year before.

All my schoolmates, poring over the Torvian and trying to penetrate the residual haze of the 4th-period Lunch Dopesmoking Society, now hate the same teachers I did. They also think that me & my crew were the only ones who had a good time.

They have the pictures to prove it.

Jay D. Homnick said...

Kim's humility is refreshing. He did not have to admit to those seven holes-in-two. But he would never withhold truth from his loyal subjects.