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Friday, May 06, 2005

An AHA Moment . . .

And no, I don't mean the 1980's band from Norway.

I just figured out why people hide their money under mattresses.

Because liberals don't believe the government has any business in your bedroom.


Jay D. Homnick said...


The question still remains: why do people hide condoms in their back pocket? After all, Liberals believe that government's hand belongs there, perhaps more than one's own.

Tlaloc said...

I thought it was so you had a comfortable place to bend over when the corporations come for it.

Ah well.