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Monday, April 04, 2005

The MoveOn.Org Laxative

The team at Sojourners is just about the only place in the evangelical world where the Democrats have a foothold. However, these Christian lefties have a sense of humor. Check out this fake news item from their April Fool's email:

The MoveOn.Org Laxative

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1 comment:

Michele said...

I am momentarily tempted to buy a copy of the Times...

Whew. It passed.