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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Harry Truman Lives!

At the outset of Operation Barbarossa---the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union---Harry Truman observed that if the Germans were winning we should help the Russians, and if the Russians were winning we should help the Germans. Well, we now have animal-loving human-hating totalitarians at PETA attacking the ineffable Jennifer Lopez for her fur collection. Please help me: For whom should I cheer?

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