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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Klum Busses Discovered American

Heidi Klum has announced that she will marry Seal, the rock performer. Their motto, apparently: great on the eyes, grate on the ears.

One word of caution is in order. Beware these cross-cultural marriages (Seal grew up in Bridgewater, VA). Remember what happened to the Greek, Archimedes, when he married an Italian wife and brought her home. She was displaced in that environment, so when he ate a gyro and then came near her, she shrieked "You reek-a..." and sent him into the bath.

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