From WLS over at Patterico, and just too delicious not to pass on:
A caller into the Dennis Miller Show this morning had a particularly insightful view into the coming general election choice that will be before the country:
The Dems offer a witch who is a lawyer and who is married to a lawyer, or a lawyer who is married to a witch who is a lawyer.
One of those will be matched up against a war hero who is married to a hot babe who owns a beer distributorship.
How hard is that choice?