Due less to her penchant for privacy than to her connection to a political family, my friend would rather I did not mention her name as the author of this clever quatrain.
Hurray for old John Boehner
New broom and all of that
Morals pass through a strainer
Lives in a lobbyist's flat!
Still, if she's a friend of mine you could be sure that she was at one time Miss Someplace-or-Other. Nuff said!