"There is always a philosophy for lack of courage."—Albert Camus

Monday, August 08, 2005

ALERT!

Got one of those pass-it-on emails from an English friend, so I thought I'd, well, pass it on:


Following the events in London last week the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

Updates from around Europe...

The Italians have increased their alert level from "shouting excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help".

Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea". Our higher levels are "chin-up and remain cheerful" and "win".


After years of assault by their chattering classes, the BBC News and The Guardian, the English getting a bit of their pith and vinegar back does my heart good. I have a little more in praise of the Englanders' bottle ("guts" to us in the US) over here.

2 comments:

Kathy Hutchins said...

Every once in awhile you see a story in the British press that makes you think the ordinary bloke has just about had it up to here with all the foxhunt banning and putting people in jail for shooting burglars and giving loudmouth imams welfare cheques. One morning we're going to wake up and find they've staged another Glorious Revolution while we were still asleep. Like the Greenpeace vs. the petrol traders story. "Sod off, Swampy" -- it still makes me chortle.

Tom Van Dyke said...

Hehe.