I've stated before that I think Rush Limbaugh transformed talk radio as much or more because of his talent and humor than because of his ideology. Assuming Guantanamo is more a detainment facility and less the raging chamber of torture horrors the Daily Kos groupies think it is, I'm linking to the hilarious merchandise Rush has for sale in the Club G'itmo line.
Sample lines from mugs, t-shirts, etc.:
"What happens at Club G'itmo, stays at Club G'itmo."
"My mullah went to Club G'itmo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
"Your tropical retreat from the stress of Jihad."
I think the last is my favorite.