I think I have never enjoyed a more
pleasant time [than during the COVID lockdown]. The weather was beautiful, and
out in the Kent countryside, where I then lived, one could enjoy it to its
full. Wildlife was less shy than usual, perhaps a consequence of the
state-imposed quietude. Occasionally city dwellers would infest our country
lanes and I had great pleasure in yelling at them to return to their filthy
tenements, taking their vile diseases with them.
There was a pleasure, too, in
the Ballardian scenes at the local supermarket, as the chavs wheeled out their
thousands of loo rolls and sacks of pasta. And at the local farm shop, a couple
of assistants wore plastic bags over their shoes because of a theory then
prevalent that the virus was heavy, fell to the floor with a kind of awkward clunking
sound and then got picked up inadvertently by the nearest pair of Nikes. It
was, I would concede, a time of government-enforced mass idiocy and I enjoyed
it immensely.
From: Rod Liddle, ‘Who gets to decide
what is “harmful”?’ The Spectator (13 May 2023, 9:00 AM), <https://www.spectator.com.au/2023/05/wrong-but-not-harmful/>;
Seth Barrett Tillman, Part II, P.J. O’Rourke Lives Again (at The Spectator), New Reform Club (May 21, 2023, 8:29 AM), <https://reformclub.blogspot.com/2023/05/part-ii-pj-orourke-lives-again-at.html>;
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