Word Up, Middle Eastern-style

Dear People of Lebanon:

The first sortie by our air force over your town isn't dropping bombs, but dropping this leaflet. We try to be good that way.

Congratulations on your latest attempt at democracy and self-determination that you called the Cedar Revolution, after your national tree. As you well know, Israel recently occupied your country for 20 years, but left of its own accord.

The Cedar Revolution kicked out the Syrian army. Good for you. Unfortunately, you let the stateless terrorist group Hizbollah into southern Lebanon, along with 10,000+ offensive rockets, all pointed at Israel.

That's unacceptable to us, and we hope you'll understand why. We know that you figured they were our problem, but we regret to inform you that Hizbollah is your problem, too.

Please leave town whilst we kick their ass.

Sincerely,
Your Neighbor Israel, Which Has a Lot of Jews in It

and...

Dear Jews:

Die. You are pigs and monkeys.

Love,
Hizbollah

P.S.---Here comes a rocket or six. They should touch down a few seconds after you read this. Don't say you weren't warned.