Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Educating the Commentariat

After reading some of the leftist commentary on my CSK funeral post, I remembered this great line from Billy Madison:

"Mr. _______, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

I think I'll take a minute and actually deal with some of the poop being shoveled here. Trolloc thinks the GOP is permanently racist and sexist. Never mind that it is the party that both freed the slaves and obtained the vote for women and blacks.

All the goodwill is erased because the GOP (or Richard Nixon, at least) had a southern strategy to capitalize on the disaffection of southern whites over civil rights. What does that look like?

The GOP became the party of law and order in contrast to the leftward tilt of the McGovernite faction. They advertised their toughness on crime relentlessly. Ooooooh. How racist.

The GOP opposed affirmative action. Look out! Never mind that opposing affirmative action fits perfectly with the party's traditional insistence on limited government and freedom of contract. It has to be a racist move. There couldn't be another possibility could there? HMMMMMM.

And on women, the GOP opposes abortion. That must be because of a desperate desire to control women and keep them domesticated. Never mind that the party claims another justification, which is to protect unborn life from physical violence. And oh, by the way, to argue against the notion that the woman owns the fetus as property just as slaves were property. What's this? Another historical connection to the GOP of the past. Why how can it be? I thought this was the new GOP turned bad after the great wonderful GOP of Lincoln in the past.

Suffice it to say that the party and its members can hold certain principled positions with great sincerity, but rather than deal with the actual intellectual and even spiritual content of those positions there will always be persons who will rather cry racist, sexist, etc.

When Rosalyn Carter said of Ronald Reagan, "He makes us comfortable with our prejudices," that was her way of avoiding the deep insufficiencies of her husband's leadership and the emergence of the GOP as a successful populist party cutting into traditional Democrat strongholds.

Yeah, the GOP won the southerners, but guess what? They won the new southerners and often not the old ones. How many have families like mine where all the grandparents (from the patently racist period) support the Democrats TO THIS DAY (FDR, you know) while the younger progeny are Republicans to the core? I've got news for you. The switch is not due to a change in GOP racial policy (which there never has been). The switch is due to a successful combination of economic sanity (i.e. not socialism or socialism lite) and a particular brand of philosophico-religious morality that emphasizes the sanctity of life.

And oh, I forgot, the GOP actually wanted to win the Cold War. That made a wee difference, too.

UPDATE:

After writing all this, I couldn't help but remember the example of one Barry Goldwater, the predecessor of Reagan who got toasted by LBJ largely due to sympathy for the dead President Kennedy and some mighty vicious campaign tactics.

Goldwater's family department stores had always been integrated. He had himself experienced discrimination at prominent golf courses because of his Jewish background. Goldwater had once responded to a golf course attendant, "I'm half Jewish, can I play nine holes?" Nevertheless, LBJ's Democrats never thought twice about labeling him a racist for his principled opposition to federal civil rights legislation.

10 comments:

  1. Hunter's got his groove on. Crescendo and declamando: bravo!

    If I may be permitted to add my humble signature to your passionate presentation, I would be honored to so affix.

    I say this as the grandson of a Jew who joined a picket line in the garment center in 1910 even though he personally was making nice money for a 17-year-old kid, and who rolled under the gangsters' car to avoid the submachine gun fire; he never voted anything but Democrat and he told me as a kid that this was our proud legacy.

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  2. Affix away. Just don't affix-iate.

    That was for you, my friend. Can you feel the love?

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  3. When did LBJ call Goldwater a racist?

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  4. Since this is the second time tonight you've questioned someone's assertion, Mr. Darrell, please permit me to explain how it works:

    No one expects you take anything on faith. You are invited to research things you question on your own, and if you find proof to the contrary, you are encouraged to share it, as men of good will seek the truth above all.

    I'm sure you don't mean to be rude, but questioning someone's veracity and requiring proof without looking for it yourself is an imposition and somewhat insulting.

    And yes, Bobby Kennedy authorized the wiretaps on Martin Luther King. Verification is just a google away.

    Try "Kennedy," "wiretap," and "King."

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  5. I second Tom's emotion. The suggestion that Goldwater was not repeatedly labeled a racist in the presidential election of 1964 is laughable. There are many accounts of that election available to the student of history who wishes to read them.

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  6. In defense of Mr. Darrell, let me point to the fact that Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman is one of his favorite books. That should be on everyone's list.

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  7. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

    I'm pretty sure Adam Sandler stole this line from my dissertation advisor.

    When did LBJ call Goldwater a racist?

    There are plenty of illustrations for the Googling, but I would suggest Glenn Garvin's review of Rick Perlstein's biography of Goldwater for some good examples. I cannot repeat them here as I'm pretty sure Blogspot would ban us for using the N word, a word that flowed from LBJ's lips pretty freely.

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  8. It's off topic, but my favorite stories about LBJ have to do with his use of physical intimidation via nakedness. He supposedly called people in for conversations while he was sitting on the toilet, didn't mind dropping trou to emphasize a point, and once met a group of reporters (all male at the time) as he swam in the altogether.

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  9. True but that is misleading. Kennedy approved the taps but they were entirely the brainchild of hoover:

    What's up all of these posts lately about Democrats (Kennedy, Rockefeller, etc.) with no spine?

    Good grief, what if someone comes to you in 30 years with a story about how the Director of the NSA came to Bush with this wiretap idea. Bush really didn't want to do it - in fact, he was quite furious about the whole thing - but in the end felt like it was the best way to exonerate those who were being targeted. I mean, we all know how influencial those NSA boys are - wouldn't want to cross them. Would you really buy that?

    Give me a break. Not only is that argument crap, it makes your guy look like a complete wuss doing so.

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  10. Tough on crime" is nothing more than "Tough on blacks" and you know it.

    I'll play your stupid game ... heck, I'll even give it a name:

    Phrase Association!

    Oppose abortion? You racist pig, you realize that blacks need abortion more than whites, just look at the numbers!

    Want school choice? You racist scumbag pig, that will only help the rich white kids; we'd rather keep the poor blacks in failing schools.

    ...

    See Tlaloc, when you try to ascribe motivation to someone elses action, you can claim whatever you want. Too bad it is meaningless to anyone interested in real debate.

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