Monday, May 23, 2005

On The Sauce

In response to the Honorable James F. Elliott, who asks whether I am "on the sauce": Well, no. But after viewing Saddam in his undies, I wish I were. By the way, in the newish tradition (or fad) of heartfelt American women offering themselves in holy matrimony to tattooed guys serving lengthy terms in the local hoosegow, I wonder if the aforementioned photos of Saddam might inspire some gay guy to offer his hand, or something anyway, to Saddam? Even better: Upon conviction, let us show our humanity and forswear the gallows for Saddam, opting instead for some serious time at a randomly-chosen correctional institute right here in the good old U. S. of A. El Presidente-of-the-Islamic-Republic-of-Iraq-for-Life will go in Saddam, and he'll come out Maddam. Justice is poetic indeed.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/23/05, 4:19 PM

    I don't think rape is poetic or funny.

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  2. Anonymous5/23/05, 4:25 PM

    Check that. As George Carlin showed in his bit entitled "Rape Can Be Funny", rape can indeed be funny. But you're no George Carlin.

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  3. James F. Elliott5/23/05, 8:10 PM

    Just to point out the factual error in your post, Iraq was a secular nation filled with Muslims, not one governed by Sha'ria (which I assume is what you meant by Islamist).

    However, give the Iraq Constitution a few more months and, thanks in no small part to the U.S. of A., you can call it "Islamist" as a matter of law.

    So, just to get this straight, you're in favor of forced sodomization?

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