"There is always a philosophy for lack of courage."—Albert Camus

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Conspiracy Theory

Although I don't buy conspiracy theories most of the time, that doesn't mean I don't think of them. Here's the latest:

1. Peggy Noonan and others have complained the Bushes and Clintons are unhealthily chummy.

2. Some have even gone so far as to suggest that the Bushes have a deal with the Clintons to put Hillary in the White House in 2008.

3. At the very moment Clinton FBI Head Louis Freeh releases his book blasting the Clintons for their terrible management of law enforcement/terrorism, President Bush nominates Harriet Miers.

4. The Miers controversy sucks all the air out of the press and the Freeh book gets about 10% of the publicity it might ordinarily have gotten.

5. BUSHCLINTON triumphs again!!!!

Bwwwuh-HAHA! Bwwwuh-HAHA!!!!

12 comments:

tbmbuzz said...

All we had to do as schoolchildren in our presidential history classes was to keep the Harrisons straight and the two Grover Cleveland terms. I pity the school kids a hundred and two hundred years from now who have to decipher Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton. LOL!

brmerrick said...

Insert between 1. and 2.

2a. Nobody forced Bush to end the investigations into the Clinton White House several years ago, but he did it anyway.

I'd buy that conspiracy theory.

Matt Huisman said...

In order to finalize their Habsburgian arrangement, I've also heard that Chelsea Clinton has been pledged to marry Jeb Bush's oldest son George.

James Elliott said...

I've also heard that they sacrifice yaks to dark gods and then bathe in the blood of virgin children to solidify their unholy alliance, all in a secret chamber underneath the Watergate Towers.

I'm sure the Masons are somehow involved. And Catholics. Never trust someone who's power structure relies on the size of people's hats...

Hunter Baker said...

The Masons . . . ooh, yeah, definitely the Masons. And the Bilderbergers. And the Trilateral Commission.

James Elliott said...

I take it you watch too much History Channel, too, then?

Tlaloc said...

I never understood how people can get so worked up over the masons. I mean at least with the bilderberg group you actually have a significant group of very powerful people meeting under circumstances that they don't allow anyone to report on. Okay I can see how you might construe something sinister out of that. But the masons? Come on!


Who keeps atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the aliens under wraps?
We Do!
We Do!
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We Do!
We Do!
-Stonecutters song

James Elliott said...

It's the Illuminati! Controlled by space aliens! Don't you get it?! Soylent Green is people and They Live!! Tofu and flouride are alien mind-control manufactured in Jesuit labs!!!

Hunter Baker said...

I really loved the film "They Live." I know it is probably not anybody's classic, but I have never heard a line as good as:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and to kick ass. And I'm fresh out of chewing gum."

James Elliott said...

That line is so awesome. Can't you just picture Rowdy Roddy Piper with those silly shades when you hear it?

James Elliott said...

Actually it's: I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."

Jay D. Homnick said...

Much as it kills me to say it, Hunter, the real conspiracy is God-Clinton. It has been clear for many years that Clinton's sins will be punished in this world only by humiliation, but never by substantive losses of positions or income.

He must have once performed some amazing act of kindness that shields him; at least, that's how traditional Jewish thinking would interpret this phenomenon.