Thursday, January 06, 2005

Award Of The State (Of Affairs)

Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch has announced the winners for the best consumer labels of the year. First Prize went to this warning on a toilet brush: "Do not use for personal hygiene." Second Prize for a tag on a child's toy scooter: "This product moves when used." And coming in at Number Three, printed on a digital thermometer: "Once used rectally, this product should not be used orally."

It's time to put labels on life: "Getting out of bed in the morning involves substantial risk."

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